Programs
What You Will Learn
“In pursuit of learning something, one need not actually pursue, but rather put on a crystal that has learning powers and then YouTube the rest” – Ghandi, circa 1896
death touch technique
It always better not to expend energy in a fight, especially one you want to win. At Apex you will learn how to kill someone with a thought. But you going to need a tray.
disc jockeying
Apex is widely regarded as the home of the worlds most famous DJ’s. DJ Flame is our resident. If you play just one bad set, you will be mocked for life. DJ Flame has never been mocked.
laundry
Friends will tell you how amazing Brazilian Jiu-jitsu is, how the girls will love your cauliflower ears (and they will, I have them) but all you will be doing is washing your Gi’s. Grow Up.
Our Programs
Martial Arts Classes
01
Boxing
Pugilism in its finest form. Billies to Ballito, learn how to swing those mittens. Guaranteed to improve your cred on the Gram.
02
Jiu-Jitsu
The winner of UFC 1 and fastest growing art. In practice you will just be making weird sounds while trying to survive.
03
MMA
The great all rounder. Athletes get access to secret skills and 20% off any shirts with skulls on them.
04
Kids classes
Building the Future Army is our greatest passion. Gives yourselves a break and rather let them stress our expert trainers out.